personal   grandma wisdom
Things you need to take into a new home: bread (so you'll always have food), a broom (so you'll always live in a clean place) and salt (so you'll always have money)

If you visit someone and go in the front door, you have to leave out of the front door, or you will take their luck. If they have a baby, and you leave from a different door, you'll take the baby's rest. In other words, come and go by the same door

If you are going away and you forget something and go back and get it, SIT DOWN or you'll have bad luck (this is a must)

Pass babies around the kitchen table leg so they won't get liver grown

Never put shoes on a table or a bed, misfortune will follow

Burn a bayberry candle on Christmas Day and New Years Day and it must burn out on its own for good fortune and luck

If every morsel of food is eaten at a meal, you'll have clear weather

If a young child keeps wetting in bed - you take them out and have them "tinkle" on a fresh grave

Rub a child's neck on the pig trough so they don't get mumps

If two people are walking and something comes between them (such as a lamp post), say "bread and butter"

You never sew on Ascension Day or lightning will strike you

It is a sin to stretch at the table (when eating) (also bad manners)

Fastnacht Day is the Tuesday before Ash Wednesday- last one out of bed is the Fastnacht (Fat Cake)

During the first week of Lent, the last one out of bed on Thursday is the 'Dishrag sucker'; Friday's last one up is the 'slop bucket rider'

During the Dog Days of August - you don't swim as much, you might get boils

If you eat something for the first time - make a wish

If you put something on wrong side out - unintentionally, like ladies with their petticoats, you'll get a present

If you spill salt at the table, throw some of the spilled salt over your left shoulder so you don't get bad luck

If you sing before 7 (am), you'll cry before 11 (am)!

(for ladies) If your hem is turned up without you knowing it, that means a widower is after you

If your nose itches, that means "a kiss or a letter or something better"

You always want your dessert pie served with the point of the wedge pointed toward you so you will receive a letter

If cows are lying down in a meadow, it's likely to rain

Always stand if you are at the table when it's 12 or 6 and bells ring - that means angels are crying

Never wipe a child's face with a dishrag - it will make hair grow